Me and Fanger Want to Talk to Readers

Me and Fanger want to talk to readers to learn more about what y’all like and don’t like in our stories. If there is sumpin’ y’all want to know more about let us know. We’ll try to work it into future books.

I have a few readers I know who said that wanted to know more about the real Bill Cooper and Maybelle Turner. That’s how come we decided to talk about them in book 4.

So let’s hear it y’all. Talk to us on Facebook, Twitter or this here blog. We’ll take break from whoopin’ alien ass to talk to have a conversation.

Meet the Real Bill Cooper and Maybelle Turner in Book 4

If you finished book 3 you know me, Fanger and Jack are in some deep shit. In book 4 we git on to even deeper shit. But me and Fanger trained for any thang that comes our way.

In book 4 git ready to learn a few thangs about them alien critters. And git ready to meet the real Bill Cooper and Maybelle Turner.

Book 4 should be out within the next two weeks. I’ll have more updates soon!

Mailing List Mistake

Me and Fanger done went and screwed up our mailing list sign up shit. We accidentally had the the sign up form redirecting to my real name after confirming the sign up. Some of y’all may actually know who I really am now. Oh hell, oh well. I was gonna tell ever body eventually. Guess that’s what I git for trying to set all this shit up too fast.

I’m still working. I’ll have some better posts up soon!

Lick and the Invasion

They came up on us like a gravy crap. We was just down by the creek dranking and shooting when them ugly suckers flanked us. My name is Lick. They call me Lick cause when I was a baby I used to lick everything. This is the story of me and my buddy Fanger. We call him Fanger cause when he was a kid he broke his panky fanger on is right hand and his mom and deddy didn’t git it fixed right. Now it sticks out all the time like a fancy yankee or English man dranking tea. Anyway, this is the story of our first encounter and how we ended up on the run. Just like everybody else.